I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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