i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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