I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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