apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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