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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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