At least make sure they are 18
Why
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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