I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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