normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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