I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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