She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he was CRYING into my vagina
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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