Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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