I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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