I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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