I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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