My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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