if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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