there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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