Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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