I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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