i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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