someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You don't make any sense
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