I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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