we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i will never coherently bang her
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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