Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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