Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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