he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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