You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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