remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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