dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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