I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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