The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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