The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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