If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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