Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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