Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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