yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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