operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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