It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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