well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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