I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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