Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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