do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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