did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I did not marry a roomba.
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