I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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