Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
