"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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