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  On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US

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  It's the American dream

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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  While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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• (516): View more from New York

  Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist

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• (818): View more from California

  Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo

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• (718): View more from New York

  If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.

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• (209): View more from California

  2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.

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