I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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