so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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