I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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