The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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