i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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