Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Randomize
