I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
This is the high leading the old right now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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