Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Rumble strips road head = magical
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize