But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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