K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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