just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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