Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I wear drunk well.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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